Fool

I have excelled all previous stupidity and managed to lose the key to my car. I searched everywhere and retraced my footsteps over 48 hours and I am convinced now that I must have left it in a black cab.

Thankfully, though, my great friend Harry Macadam, and his assistant Dan, came and saved me. It was parked on a single yellow and, since we didn’t have a replacement car key, Dan managed to break into the car and we pushed it to the nearest car park, causing mayhem on the Old Marylebone Road in the process.

Thanks a lot, guys. Much appreciated.

Ben x