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BEN’S BLOG: ‘Booh Hooh!’

ben_keith_team-150x150[dropcap]O[/dropcap]h no, Blog! Disaster has struck! It’s all over for Harry and Cressida. Commiserations to both. However, I was rather amused to see some of the quotes doing the rounds in the paper yesterday. One, from a “friend” of Cressida’s, saying that she had moved to London and possibly wanted to see what else was out there. Come of it! Who’s she trying to kid? She’ll be absolutely gutted!! Prince Harry’s the sweetest fish in all the seas. The ultimate prize. There are literally billions of female Facebookers all over the world, sending each other messages right now, discussing how they can get in there with him. Worryingly, Belindabelle being one of them! I hope Harry likes eating lashings of Spanish ham every night, as BB is putting together her cunning plan! Skint bookie from Brighton v Party Animal Prince. I think I may have gone odds-against, Blog!

In other news:

gerryadamsSo, Gerry Adams, has been arrested in connection with the murder of a woman in the 1970’s. In those immortal words of Kevin Keegan…. What with Bernie Ecclestone, The Adams’s, Pistorius, and now Gerry Adams – there are certainly some interesting cases doing the rounds at the moment.”

The shorts are on and they won’t now be coming off until AT LEAST October (obviously not just the same pair, Blog. You know what I mean!).

Over and out, B x