BEN’S BLOG: ‘Cryogenics Blog 2’

FURTHER important questions, that still need to be answered:

1) What happens, during the next 400 years, when there’s a power-cut, and all the bodies defrost? (Will happen).
2) When the owners of the facility go skint, or get frozen themselves, who takes over?
3) Do they offer after-care? Or when you wake up, do they just send you out, looking and talking like Shakespeare?
4) If you have an insurance policy, paying a million quid, that now only buys 1 Big Mac, and your relatives have pissed away all the money you left them (a certainty), what are you supposed to live on?

Hmmm…

In other news:

‘Rules of Modern Life’ by Sir David Tang. His restaurant under The Dorchester, is awful and absurdly expensive. But apart from that, he is a man of taste, and a wicked sense of humour. Both are on show, in his hilarious new book, listing answers, to questions, from his Agony Uncle column. An addictive little read, for the Christmas hols (and makes a good present too). 8.5

Over and out, B x​