BEN’S BLOG: ‘Email of The Century’

[dropcap]J[/dropcap]UST when you thought Myleene Klass might look like a dizzy trust-fund artie…WRONG.

The officially-registered, exotic-hottie, received the following email, from the local hand-out club, at her children’s school:

Ladies, Jane and Hannah would prefer a class birthday gift for their daughters this year.

Sarah would like a Kindle and Lola a desk, (very studious choices!!)

So if you would like to join in, please can I collect a suggested £10 from you before the party on Feb 9th.”

Hmm…a bit grasping for your liking, Blog..? So surely, in what MUST be, email of the century, so far, this was her response:

Dear All,

For Ava’s birthday, she has requested a real live Unicorn. I will be collecting Unicorn money via her book bag, in the playground or at www.getwhatyouregivenandendthismadness.com

(Additionally, I’d like a Ferrari and Leonardo DiCaprio, so by all means, do feel obligated to contribute to this too).

If you don’t wish to, please don’t feel any pressure from the countless emails I intend to follow this up with and clog your inbox. Love and thanks!!”

PURE CLASS. Myleene, never mind Leonardo; I’M AVAILABLE!!

Over and out, B x