BEN’S BLOG: ‘I can’t keep apologising’

[dropcap]Y[/dropcap]esterday, Blog, I managed to put my foot in it, and make, yet another, politically incorrect comment in the office. On reviewing this matter, with Star MD, Gaul Wood, he put forward that my comment may have been ‘a bit Jim Davidson’.

Silence fell over the call. I didn’t know what to say, Blog. I am simply a life-long soldier of Jim’s.

All I could say, was the obvious: But, Gary; I LOVE JIM DAVIDSON.

In other news:

Why are women so obsessed with whether they have a moustache or not? They OBVIOUSLY haven’t, and never will. One of my favourite words in Spanish, is the word for moustache, it is ‘bigote’ (pronounced ‘big-o-tay’).

Today, I am off, with Belindabelle, for ten days in Asturias. This morning though, I was summoned, as I have been SO many times before, to judge very closely if Belinda has a bigote.

‘Ben, please check if I have a bigote.’

I vaguely looked in her direction and just about expelled a disinterested ‘No, no, you’re fine.’

‘NO, BEN. CHECK PROPERLY.’. I then have to rush over, and feign a look of urgency.

‘Belinda, I promise, you don’t have a bigote.’

Blog, please see below a photo of Belinda.

Over and out, B x