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BEN’S BLOG: ‘I Love Lefties!!’

ben_keith_team-150x150[dropcap]G[/dropcap]reat news, Blog! The CEO and Owner of Giraffebet; Harry Macadam, has handed out, to one lucky winner, a dream card, and taken on a brand spanking new wage-slave!

This evening, myself and my dog, Mr Josh, went for a walk with Harry, to get a full update on the early progress of his new Staff. Like a Greyhound Racing judge, monitoring the progress of an unraced puppy to the track, we are able to study the early form of a Staffer, and predict it’s future uses and performance. On congratulating Harry on his new appointment, I pondered for a moment, and then a question came to mind.

“But Harry, what’s happening about you taking different people on to watch over your car key business, run your pro-punting, your property project, and keep an eye on everything when you’re in Kenya?”

Suddenly a very small smile appeared on the side of Harry’s face.

I knew immediately…

“Ohhhh, come onnnn, Haarrryyyy… I knowww yoooouuuuoooo…”

Harry could no longer hold back and he burst into a fit of laughter. The naughty man!

It looks like Harry’s new £10 an hour Staff has taken on far more than she bargained for!!!

More Giraffebet updates to come, Blog. I promise.

In other news:

There are quite staggering rumours going around that I am anti-lefties and have an unfair attitude towards all of them. Blog, this is a flagrant attack on my character and completely untrue. I have nothing against reds under the bed, as long as they; don’t have union-faces, jealous-faces, awkward-faces, or a hypocritical middle-class leftie way about them. (Rare exceptions DO exist).

Bob Crow would CERTAINLY have a union-face BUT at least he’s a character. In this modernist Facebooker world, where all politicians look the same and lack any form of spine, it makes a nice change to actually see someone come to the front of the field, who can at least, stand up for what they believe in.

I would say though, that my favourite leftie would have to be Dennis Skinner; the aged, far-left, labour politician. He’s eighty-two. Doesn’t miss a single sitting at the House of Commons. And speaks his mind, loving nothing more than to fire into Hooray Henry professional politicians.

Enjoy this Youtube clip of him giving Lord Snooty, George Osborne, the full and deserved treatment. Keep up the good work, Dennis!

Ben X

 

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