BEN’S BLOG: ‘Nasty-Little-Knockers at Cheltenham’

[dropcap]O[/dropcap]ne thing you can guarantee on, if you’re a bookie, is when at Cheltenham or Royal Ascot, you will ALWAYS see someone who’s knocked you.

And they will ALWAYS be doing the following:

1) Swanning about, having managed to ponce some free food and drink, in their next mug’s hospitality-box (they LOVE a freebie).
2) Punting and losing to other bookies.
3) Telling everyone about their expensive and materialistic fake-tan lifestyles.
4) Talking complete and utter opinionated punter-bullshit (about how they’re going to do their bollocks today). I heard a punter today, on his mobile, saying to someone, that he had, had a ‘message’ for Faugheen. A message for Faugheen??!! Thanks for that massive secret clue!!!

Well, today, I saw a nasty-little-knocker, in the lift. He tried to do the old, looking the other way trick, thinking I didn’t see him, and I then noticed him going into another bookmaker’s box.

UNLUCKY. I immediately told the other bookmaker about the specimen he was dealing with, and not to give him any credit! I shall also be seeing if he has any money in with that bookmaker, and have it transferred over to Star!!

IF YOU ARE A NASTY-LITTLE-KNOCKER, I WILL ALWAYS SEE YOU. ALWAYS.

In other news:

How cold would you have to be, to wear a Betfair scarf?

Over and out, B x