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BEN’S BLOG: ‘Official Club Announcement’

ben_keith_team-150x150[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he Can-I-Have-Another-Chance-That-I’ll-Waste?-and-Can-I-Borrow-Some-Money-That-I-Won’t-Pay-Back?-(But it will be your fault)-Club, would like to make the following announcement:

We are now full up and will not be accepting further membership applications.

(This decision is final and cannot be appealed in any way).

In other news:

Greetings from Spain, my dear Blog. I return tomorrow, but report that I had dinner, with a group of Spanish people, this evening, who were all convinced that, the singer, Tracy Chapman, is a man. I bet them €100, that he is a she, before proving this to them, via the dreaded ‘Google’. HOWEVER, Blog, it will be no surprise to you, that I am still to be paid! NO CHANGE THERE THEN..!!

Over and out, B x