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BEN’S BLOG: ‘Thank God for the Poles..!’

ben_keith_team-150x150During my latest visit to Halepi (8.5), I thought I was being a good boy, by restraining from eating 3,000 pieces of toasted pitta-bread, dipped into Taramasalata (my favourite), but instead opting to use the cold vegetables that were on offer. I commented, on my abstinence, to the waiter, but he dashed my show of will power, by telling me that Taramasalata is just as bad as bread. Whaaaat?! Taramasalata has bread IN IT?! Realllyy?? This can’t be true!

Blog, ALL these years, I thought I was doing the right thing, and taking the healthy option. ALL these years, I thought I was fighting the good battle.

BUT NO! I am STILL a fat bastard!!

I BLAME THE TARAMASALATA..!!

In other news:

Millions of Polish people, are planning on striking for a day, to show the UK, how hard-working and under-appreciated they are. I don’t blame them! I’m sure though, that none of their entitlement-ridden, English Whitey counterparts, will be following suit. NO ONE WOULD NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE..!!

Over and out, B x

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