BEN’S BLOG: ‘Thank you, Facebook. Thank you, Facebook. Thank you, Facebook…’

[dropcap]W[/dropcap]ent last night, with Belindabelle, to see a production of 1984, at The Playhouse Theatre. Blog, it was simply superb. The best play I’ve seen in London for many years. Yes, yes, as usual; it would definitely help if you’ve read the book (and why wouldn’t you have, I ask?!), but Sam Crane and Hara Yannas (gooorgeous) simply nailed it as ‘Winston’ and ‘Julia’. It was so powerful, at times, that a few luvvies in the audience, even started blubbing!! 1984. Not to be missed. 9/10.

(Blog, note to self: speak to Gaul Wood about designing, for all of the Thought Criminals, down in the office, our own Room 101.)

In other news:

George Orwell himself, would be looking down, and grinning right now, Blog. It was found, this week, that the lefties-that-love-money, that are Facebook, have been carrying out secret studies, by experimenting with their users newsfeeds, in order to see if it makes them feel happy or sad.

Hang on, Hang on, Blog! We better not get caught slagging-off the Facebook Mafia! They’re allowed to GROSSLY ABUSE their position, show absolutely NO RESPECT for their users, and to also pay fuck-all tax. Why? Oh, why’s that then, Blog? Well, OF COURSE; they’re middle-class-lefties, with nice little half-beards, that don’t wear ties, and they’ve got such friendly and soft, rounded writing, on their website. Oh no, Blog! Their farts don’t smell – NOT ONE LITTLE BIT!!

In fact, I just feel so morally and intellectually inferior to nice-face Facebook, and everything it pretends to stand for, it’s just a blessing they’re in existence to save the world from the remaining bad people (like me). I’m so FUCKING glad you’re here, Facebook. I hope one day I can lead my life, JUST, as you would wish me to.

I hope that, if I try REALLY HARD, that one day I can be EXACTLY THE SAME as you. Thank you, Facebook. Thank you, Facebook. Thank you, Facebook…

Over and out, B x