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BEN’S BLOG: ‘The Perfect Woman!’

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[dropcap]B[/dropcap]log, did you watch ‘Question Time’ last night? I think I’ve found the perfect woman for you! Scrumptious to the core; wearing a striking yellow dress.

A proper rightie; giving the Remainiacs a good poking. And even the deluded Alex Salmond, received a few well earned bollockings from her too (she’s even hotter than Katie Hopkins!). Isabel Oakeshott…CALL ME..!

In other news:

thefonz230Santina, 29 Ebury Street, Belgravia, SW1W 0NZ. WEB SITE

You’d need a chainsaw to cut through the pretense in the air. The maitre ‘d thought he was cooler than The Fonz.

Tables too wide to hear what your fellow diners are talking about.

A competent mango and prawn cocktail, to start. Followed by, an excellent baby chicken main. All side-dishes bland. £85 per head. BANG TOPPY. 5

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Over and out, B x

 

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