Not-Staffs vote UKIP!

Massive News: Master of the Not-Staff Universe, Nigel Farage, is coming to town on June 3rd, to speak at Hove Town Hall.

So, if you’re a fan of common-sense, rather than silly-billy-political-correctness, you know where to be. Mr Farage, and his party, UKIP, are supporters of the following:

1 A level tax-rate for all. ‘Oh no!’ I hear the drong cry! ‘Who’s going to carry us and continue subsidizing our easy lives? Its nottt faaaaiiirrr!’.

2 Not wasting any further money on loony-leftie wind-farms and other such absurdities. God alive, Gaul Wood, how did we miss that move years ago?! What a wonderful gig it would have been to be involved in. Talk about fools being relieved of money. And, for once, it would have been us doing the relieving! And the huge money that’s been knocked out on recycling? We’ve got PLENTY of room for a bit more junk out the back of the office!

3 Stopping pissing away billions into the bottomless-drain, which is the EU. (That’s his big one). Oh come on you copy-cat, Nigel. We all know our finest leader told all of the idiots that years ago!

4 All aboard the gravy-train to Britain! Ah, but like Oz and the US of A, only if you can bring something to the party when you get here.

5 (My favourite one) Once you’ve reached the promised land, you can’t have any hand-outs until you’ve been paying tax for five years.

The top man, that he is, hates the politically-correct and also gets right behind small-businesses (‘What’s a small business? There’s no freebie vouchers for them in The Guardian!’ I hear the middle-class-lefties cry out.)

What more do you NEED to know? Not-Staffs vote UKIP!

In other news:
Belindabelle is lying next to me reading ‘Grandes Esperanzas’. One of the many hollow and broken promises I made myself years ago, before I became overtaken by slogging forward the staff and endless-taxes gravy-train, which is Star Racing Ltd, was to read Great Expectations, again, every year. Surely the greatest story of all? And who is my favourite character? Come on, you know that one, Blog. They don’t come any better than the rough-diamond, Magwitch. Fierce loyalty, an elephant’s memory, and such love in his heart. In our modern day and age of never ending perceived entitlements, where are these characteristics found? Certainly not in any of Peninsula staff-rights handbooks I see clogging up every corner of the office.

I shall leave you with this YouTube clip of Nigel Farage. In my book, if you’ve got The Guardian making anti propaganda videos about you, of unshaven student scum like that, spitting venom at you, you must be doing something right.

Over and out, Ben x