Our sauces tell us …..

Chelsea v Spurs
Premier League
TIME: 7.45pm
TV: SKY

We’ll get to Chelsea v Spurs in a moment (and for that matter Wigan’s pitiful performance last night). But first the breaking news….

Sir Alex Ferguson
26 Years
13 Premier League Titles
10 Community Shields
5 FA Cups
4 League Cups
2 European Cups
1 Piece of Chewing Gum

Sir Alex is off (to Chester races this afternoon by all accounts) and speculation is rife on his replacement.

Moyes is short in the betting and getting unbackable. But history shows you need to tread very carefully in these markets. Remember the strange case of Sir Harold Redknapp of Portsmouth or was it Southampton ? – the memory fades.

Always amusing to hear managers ‘rule themselves out’. Usually the ones who stand no chance whatsover of getting the job.

We’ve no idea at Star Sports, we suspect even the board have no idea at the moment too. But the markets do ????

We suggest treating with a big pinch of sauce.

Wigan were rubbish last night. Sorry, but outrageous to let a lead slip TWICE in the match and they now look condemned.

The London derby tonight is a massive match. …. damn used that line yesterday.

All about Champions League spots and Chelsea should maintain their recent superiority over Spurs – Chelsea haven’t lost to Spurs in the last six times they’ve met.

Should be goals too – so we’re in for the Chelsea win AND overs.

Consumer chiefs have ordered an investigation after four British tourists were left with a bitter taste in their mouth when they paid 64 euro (£50) for four ice cream cones.

Roger Bannister and his wife Wendy were with his brother Steve and his wife Joyce when they stopped off for a relaxing cone on their short break to the Italian capital of Rome.

The city is well known for its rip-off taxi drivers, bars and cafes, where customers are often served food at inflated prices as they know many visitors, particularly Britons, are too embarrassed to complain.

Sources tell us they didn’t even get any raspberry sauce either.

STAR FORECAST
(stake between 0.5 and 10 points)
7 points win CHELSEA to beat Spurs
5 points OVER 2.5 GOALS

(-7 Tuesday)

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