STAR SPECIALS: Bookie feeling brave as conspiracists doom-monger (yet again)
[dropcap]S[/dropcap]tar Sports has reacted to claims that an asteroid the size of a blue whale will hit Earth by offering odds of ONE-MILLION-TO-ONE that the world will end on Wednesday.
Jamie Loughead, Star Sports spokesman, comments:
“We know nothing about astronomy but if the worst does happen, who’s going to be able to collect their winnings?”
Will the world end on Wednesday 9th March 2016?
Bets will be deemed a winner in the event of complete destruction of planet Earth and the entire human race (bookmakers included) is wiped out. Star Sports decision final.