STAR SPECIALS: Bookie feeling brave as conspiracists doom-monger (yet again)

[dropcap]S[/dropcap]tar Sports has reacted to claims that an asteroid the size of a blue whale will hit Earth by offering odds of ONE-MILLION-TO-ONE that the world will end on Wednesday.

Jamie Loughead, Star Sports spokesman, comments:

“We know nothing about astronomy but if the worst does happen, who’s going to be able to collect their winnings?”

Will the world end on Wednesday 9th March 2016?

Yes 1,000,000/1

Bets will be deemed a winner in the event of complete destruction of planet Earth and the entire human race (bookmakers included) is wiped out. Star Sports decision final.