The Final Fling

Premier League
Final Day Matches
TIME: 4pm
TV: Sky

Well done Bradford.

We got clever yesterday and tried for the triple whammy – the 1-0 and UNDERS were quickly wiped out so we managed to turn a winning prediction into a break even bet. Not that clever.

However, we did put in a good word for Denmark last night in the Eurovision.

Anyone ploughing in at short odds though would have been VERY worried after the first few rounds when Denmark amassed next to nothing.

It’s the final fling in the Premier League today and all matches kick off at 4pm.

It’s hardly the dramatic end which we enjoyed last year but that was once in a lifetime fairytale stuff.

Man U, of course, are already champions and the question is has Wayne Rooney ALREADY played his last game for Man U?

Rooney will miss Manchester United’s final game of the season at West Brom as his wife Coleen is due to give birth to the couple’s second child.

The 27-year-old’s Old Trafford future is in considerable doubt after he asked for a transfer recently.

Sir Alex Ferguson has now passed that matter on to new manager David Moyes to deal with.

As for the final day. A little Star Sports treble seems the order of the day.

Spurs, Man City and Liverpool look blindingly obvious at around 4/5 the treble.

And we’re not going to get complicated, unlike yesterday.

STAR FORECAST
(stake between 0.5 and 10 points)
4 points treble Spurs, Man City, Liverpool

(LEVEL Saturday)

Agree OR disagree? Call Star Sports on 08000 521 321 to place your bet.

LOO RUN

Venezuelans have been hit by a chronic toilet paper shortage, leading to empty supermarket shelves and long queues to snap up the remaining rolls.

When new stocks arrive at supermarkets customers have been rushing in to fill their trollies.

Maria Perez, another customer in the same supermarket, said: “Here there’s a shortage of everything – butter, sugar, flour – but there always used to be toilet paper.”

President Nicolas Maduro, who was chosen by the dying Hugo Chavez to carry on running the country and won April’s election, claims it is a conspiracy to destabilise the country.

However, the government has agreed to import an extra 50 million toilet rolls to cope with demand.